i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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