I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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