Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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