i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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