I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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