so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
