So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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