We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
