I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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