You work out of a Hotel?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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