i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
what day is it and did you see me today?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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