White coat. Heels.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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