I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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