Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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