You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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