Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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