Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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