I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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