Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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