no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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