I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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