i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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