Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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