And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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