C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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