the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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