This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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