no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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