She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she smelled like a LAN party
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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