You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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