she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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