that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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