Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
i think i just lost a toe
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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