He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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