Me. At least after what I've been through.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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