You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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