Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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