she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
