And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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