the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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