I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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