Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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