I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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