it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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