I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
