yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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