erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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