Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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