So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Need sex. Gaining weight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I cut my penus on the lid.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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