We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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