Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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